Fragments of Desire

Lauretta stands in front of his wrecked shed.
His face filled with glee, he looks down at the brown paper bag in his hand.
He unties the string to open up the bag and spreads the contents out into the brown paper.
"Greeeeeeee" squeals Lauretta as he plays with the contents.
With his stubby fingers he strokes around a chewed human ear through a slick of dog poo.
Entering into the shed he places the package onto the table.
Lauretta disappears into another room and emerges through the gloom wearing a floral summer dress.
"Rub the l-l-l-l-l-lotion..." stutters Lauretta; clearly excited she reaches for the pooey ear.

With the ear now stuck to his forehead, Lauretta charges out of the shed and into the woods, shouting with joy.
He dances amongst the undergrowth in floral summer dress with a poo-covered ear stuck to his head.
"Maybe it's Maybelline" sings Lauretta repeatedly as dress is torn, ear is squashed and armpits are ripped.
A terrified spider scurried toward the safety of rock, only to be collected "num num tea" slobbers Lauretta.

It was in the summer of 1987 when Loretta changed his name to Neil Shuttlebottomtopoff-head.
He'd felt the heat for some time; the authorities had become suspicious to his goings on.
It was in the fall of 1986 when things had got out of hand.
Whilst in a drug store in Kansas city, he had attempted to remove the pubic hair from an elderly lady who had been purchasing a bottle of Timotei shampoo.
When the elderly lady had voiced her decent he made wild passionate love to her arm pit, impregnating her with his bitter seed.
When the shop security had arrived to find him writhing on top of her squealing "it's for the best for both of us - don't hate me; embrace me, Gene" the security gaurd had been so aroused that his ball bag had released its clasp from his pubis and had fallen down his trouser legs and rolled out onto the floor; inches away from Lauretta's discharging face.
On seeing the security guards balls bobbing about on the concrete, Lauretta tore his eyes from his head, stuffed them into Gene's mouth as she let out a blood-curdling scream for one final time, and stuck the discarded testicles into his eye sockets and screamed "ma ma I can see again".
The police arrive at the scene within moments of the incident happening; but Laureta had already moved on; enjoying her new found testicular supersight.

Watching the world go by through his rose-tinted ballsack eyes, Lauretta waited for his next victim.
He removed his fist from the open wound that was his pet kitten's head, and leaps from out of the bushes.
A young girl, stood at a bus stop on the other side of the road, screams at the hideous sight of Lauretta in full flow.
For a start he has forgotten to get dressed (again) and his deformed shape is there for all the world to behold.
The bald man sat on a bench in front of the bushes didnt have a chance.
First lauretta stuffed the remaining kitty parts bottom first through the bald man's left eyeball.
With the deft skill of a highly trained surgeon, Lauretta then pulled the kitty's remaining leg stump through the bald man's right nipple.
The bald man slumped to the floor in a tangled kitty mess.
Much to Lauretta's delaight the baldman also pooped himself as his bald skull hit the floor and split into 3 sizeable chunks.
Lauretta collected the chunks and stuffed them into a bag made out of a goat's lung, stitched with ligaments of his long dead half-sister Raymond.